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'Tis The (Christmas Toilet Paper) Season!

We know, Christmas stuff is supposed to be red and green and covered in snowflakes. But what could be more Australian than Christmas at the beach? Nothing at all. That’s why we’ve ditched the reindeers for a limited edition beach-themed line of Christmas toilet paper - shrimp on the barbie and all.

HOLY CRAP, WE SOLD OUT. WHY NOT GIVE A GIFT CARD INSTEAD?

Christmas at the Beach

We may not get snow in December, but we’ll take white sandy beaches any day. Each roll of our super-soft, 3-ply, 100% recycled toilet paper is wrapped in one of five unique designs, illustrated by one of our favourite artists, Stephen Baker. Each design is a different scene, and each has a surprise element waiting to be found. They’ll keep you busy on the toilet for hours! Or minutes, at least.


Designed for Gifting

We may be biased, but we think toilet paper makes an amazing gift, especially when it’s super-pretty, improves sanitation in the developing world and has the word ‘crap’ on the box. Each roll is wrapped like a present, and the outer box is beautiful as well. Don’t have time to write a card? No problem. Stephen Baker even designed a little Christmas card inside each box. Your in-laws will be thrilled with your gift this year, we promise.


HOLY CRAP, WE SOLD OUT. WHY NOT GIVE A GIFT CARD INSTEAD?
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