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What you've always been wishin'
A bathroom poetry limited edition!

We love poetry. A lot. So much, in fact, that we decided to stick 48 (really) random words on beautiful wrappers and let you write sweet nothings to your bathroom. Be romantic, be weird, but remember the most important thing of them all; poetry isn't supposed to make sense. Avocado.

48 Premium Double Length Rolls for Sold Out - $60

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Soft, strong and 69% more cheeky

Poet types like yourselves deserve the best. So our limited edition is made with 100% forest friendly, super soft bamboo – perfect for any, err, creative blocks. And as always, we donate 50% of profits to help build toilets in developing countries.

Poetry by homework

The beautiful patterns on this limited edition have been made by the talented gals at Home-Work, Jess Wright and Lara Davies. They're textile designers and screen printers based in Melbourne, so if you're close by, look out for their workshops!

48 Premium Double Length Rolls for $60

This limited edition will go fast
We really do think you’ll have a blast
So please order thy rolls quickly
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Oh my, you're still here?

You love poetry, we get it. Well, here are some sweet nothings from our rolls we prepared earlier.

  • I Love My Hot Bum
  • Tickle The Toilet Quickly
  • Twerking Puppies
  • My Family Is Fluffy
  • Buy More Toilet Paper

Ok, it's your turn! Stock up below and get rhyming – and don't forget to share them with us.

48 Premium Double Length Rolls for $60

Wow! We really didn’t think anyone would scroll down this far, so we didn’t bother writing any more poetry. Well, this is awkward. Um, sooo, do you like toilet paper? Want us to do a jig?

Entertain Me
  1. Softer than unicorn manes
  2. 50% of profits donated to help build toilets
  3. Made from forest friendly bamboo fibres
  4. Your interior decorator will thank you
  5. Double length rolls are a great deal at 33.8¢ per 100 sheets
  6. 1200% more puns in every box
  7. 100% money back guarantee
  1. Double-length rolls have 370 sheets each
  2. Fits in almost all loo roll holders
  3. Sheets are 10x10cm each
  4. 3-ply is super soft and super strong
  5. Biodegradable
  6. A-ok for most septic tanks
  7. No inks, dyes or scents
We know you'll love our products, but if for any reason you don't, send them back for a full refund.

Woah, we've sold out!

Holy crap, turns out writing sweet nothings to your bathroom is crazy popular! We’ve sold out of our Bathroom Poetry Limited Edition, but that’s ok because you can still buy our loo roll at our normal (and great value!) price. Press the button. Go on, it’s probably the best rectangle you’ve ever seen.

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